Posted 2 weeks ago

Carlton the Televangelist?? Someone didn’t save his Fresh Prince money.

Posted 2 weeks ago

The basic necessities of life.

Posted 2 months ago

Sometimes, the phone is smarter than the person using it.

Posted 3 months ago

You know… If you’re searching for a new guy while kissing one, maybe it’s not him.  Maybe it’s you.

Posted 3 months ago

Nice cookies finish last.

Posted 3 months ago

All of a sudden, I’m feeling very underdressed.

Posted 4 months ago

Valentina’s gifts for every woman in your life! On the right, gifts for those that are taken. On the left, gifts for those that are single.

Posted 4 months ago

Want to go to bed alone on Valentine’s Day? Make reservations now!

Posted 4 months ago

Because a bumper sticker just wasn’t enough to get the message across…

Posted 4 months ago

Every man should wake up to a stunningly beautiful woman every morning.