An Open Letter from the United States to the Rest of the World
Dear World:
We’re very sorry for fucking up the whole planet’s economy.
We’ll try to better next time.
Oh, soccer still sucks and we’re still better than you.
Love,
America
Dear World:
We’re very sorry for fucking up the whole planet’s economy.
We’ll try to better next time.
Oh, soccer still sucks and we’re still better than you.
Love,
America
